2526 Partners in crime 4C

  I’m Bald Bob, I look like captain Jack Sparrow if he was bald. I’m short, like 5’4” but I have a muscular build and I’m an alcoholic. My dream is committing a series of crimes, which begins with my partner in crime, who has to be a pretty girl who is also an alcoholic, funny and crazy. She has to flirt with someone of her choice and in the evening, she has to sleep with that person, once he’s asleep, I’ll come in and take the left kidney and the two front upper teeth. To make a difference between victims I’ll steel the left small toe of people with brown hair, and if they have blond hair I will cut of their right thumb. We will sell al of these body parts on the black market or on the dark web. If we aren’t doing anything we’ll drink a lot and cruise on the highway at night.

  My name is Fat Tony. I’m a young Italian gangster from New York. I’m from the Gambino family. We originate from Sicily and control the north of New York. We need help to get rid of an enemy of my family. He’s the son of Vito Genovese, the head of the Genovese family. They’ve been taking some of our territory in south so we thought we’d send him a message. We need you so that our family can’t be connected to the crime by the police. You would be assassinating him a week from now while he’s alone on vacation. He’s staying at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. You would shoot him from a building opposite of his room. I need someone who is loyal to me and ruthless. You would be paid well.

  Hello everyone, I am Shuan and I am from China. I have long, black, curly hair and I am of medium build. I am very good with a knife and I am very smart and precise. Now, I am in London to find and to kill professor Malik. Malik has killed my entire family for an invention and he is really dangerous. I figured out that professor Malik is in Istanbul. I am looking for someone who can help me kill professor Malik. It has to be a man, who can fight really well and someone who is smart and can remember a lot. He has to know some people who can help us. I have to find someone who looks innocent, but who is guilty. I need someone, who can help me figure out where professor Malik is precisely and why he did this cruel thing to my family. Professor Malik has to get punished.

  Dear criminal, my name is Flowerpower123. I absolutely love flowers! I’m positive, joyful and a little bit impulsive. You can recognise me by my colourful clothes, my freckles and my big smile. I am looking for a partner who can help me plant flowers in people’s gardens to make them happy. My plan is to take a van and to drive all over the country to plant the most beautiful flowers in people’s gardens to give them some colour in their life. This mission takes a while. We need to go to every single house in the country to give everybody some positive vibes. We also need to come back a few times to water the plants and to see if they still grow. This is why I am looking for a partner who has a lot of free time and who can miss his/ her/ their family for a few weeks. It is a must that you can drive, so we can rotate who is behind the wheel. It would be really nice if you don’t talk in your sleep and if you can sing so we can do karaoke in the van.

  Hi, I am Satan Bai. I need your help for my evil urge. I want to break into everyone’s home, sprinkle sand in their bed and break their washing machine. This way everyone will suffer from a lack of sleep and the world economy will crash because no one can work with a lack of sleep. For this crime I am looking for someone fit, this way they can carry a lot of sand. I need someone who has a lot of friends who can help move all the sand. But most of all you must own a large truck. The truck will be used to move all the sand to the houses where we will break in. Please reply fast so we can plan our evil crime. Message the following: +32 66 66 66. Evil greetings. Satan Bai.

  Dear criminal, I’m captain electric shark and I want a solution to the world wide climate change because the newest evolutions are terrible. So I thought what if I find a way to produce sustainable electricity? I started to think more and more about it and came up with a solution… What if I kidnap the 101 dogs of Cruella and let them all run to produce sustainable electricity? What is my concrete plan? On the night of 13 Mai I want to break into the house of Cruella, use sweets for dogs to make sure that all the dogs will follow me, put them in my dark bleu van and lock them up. Then I will drive home and let all the dogs run to produce electricity. But I have one big problem… I can’t do this alone so if you are or know someone who can open doors easily, is very good with dogs, sees the climate change as a big problem and looks very innocent so we don’t get caught. Please contact me… My expectations for my partner are to first open the door for me and wait in my van ...

  My name is fatty123, I don’t like to talk about myself but I can tell you that I’m fat, I also look cute with my very chubby face and I am very rich. An important fact about me is that I love to eat: at school, at home, everywhere and I like everything. However, when my stomach is full, my mind is often still hungry and I still want to eat more. Therefore, I am looking for a partner in crime who wants to help me. (Don’t forget that I am rich, so my partner will earn a lot of money.) I am looking for a surgeon or someone who is good with knives because I want to steal people’s stomachs. Sounds great, right? One night, when everyone is sleeping my partner and I sneak into all the houses of the street. First, we give them some sleeping pills, then my friend cuts into their bodies and steals their stomachs. The last part of our crime is easy for me, I just need to sleep. When I wake up, I will have 10 stomachs so I can eat 10 times more food

  I’m elephantwatcher2 and I love animals, elephants in particular. I find them very fascinating and I do research on how they interact with each other. Besides my love for animals, I can also lie very well. I’m going to break into the zoo and I’m going to steal my two favorite elephants and then I’m going to take them home with me, so that I can observe them well. My perfect partner in crime works at a zoo, so that that persons knows were to find the keys. My partner in crime also needs to know how to drive, because we need to transport the elephants, and I don’t know how to drive. It would also be very nice if you got a cozy (and big) truck, with a lot of pillows, so the elephants have a nice mode of transport. Lastly, my partner in crime also needs to be good with animals, so that the elephants feel safe.

  My name is Kira, and I’m looking for a partner in crime to help me achieve my goal. I am a woman with long, brown hair, green eyes, and I have a slim body. My goal is to bring justice to the world and to kill all criminals. I can do this just by writing someone’s name, but I do need someone who can help me look for those names. I am looking for someone who is smart, and not easily caught. The person should look innocent, and be able to charm others with their beauty. The gender does not matter to me, as long as my goal is achieved in the end. If you think this could be you, try and contact me in a secretive manner, because I can not take the risk of this plan falling in the wrong hands, and me being caught in the end.

  I am Violet, the greatest villain alive. I am the best-looking criminal of all time. I have purple hair, the longest nails you have ever seen and the body of a straw. If this is still not enough for you. I am also the smartest person alive, cocky and determined to rise. I am planning the best crime in history. Since last year, I have been trying to create a virus that will make all the people in the world sick. It has the same effect as Covid-19. If this happens, everyone will want to have the medicine for this virus and I am the only person with the antidote. I will sell this medicine for a lot of money. Thanks to this, I will become the richest person alive. For this crime, I need to have the best partner in crime, because someone needs to spread the virus around the world. First, I will make you immune to the virus. To do this you need to be social and hug a lot of people, this task asks for a lot of courage. You must have purple hair, so we match perfectly. As a ...

  Hello I am Hiding_in_the_corner, and I’m looking for somebody to help me. I am currently a bit confused about what Donald Trump is doing, so I want to prank him. I have collected around 10000 non-toxic spiders at my home and my plan is to try to get all of them into Donald Trump’s house, and see how he reacts. There is, however, one problem, I am a child and therefore am not allowed to drive, but without a car we have no way of transporting 10000 spiders. This and the fact that I am only one person are going to make it a bit hard. So I am looking for somebody to accompany me in crime. If you are also confused about Trump and feel like helping me, you are welcome to come along. Just make sure that you’re not scared of spiders, are over the age of 18 with a driver’s license and know that we will be breaking into a house with a car filled with spiders.

  Hello I am the blue haired diva and I’m looking for a partner in crime for operation “make the system great again”. Thousands of people have been wrongly imprisoned and I’m going to break them out. My cousin has been in this situation once and we weren’t allowed to talk to him, see him or write him. He had a sentence of 5 years because he had an opinion the government didn’t agree with. He is a good person who works hard and he didn’t deserve to lose five years of his life for expressing his opinion. I know my cousin isn’t the only person who has been isolated from his family and has lost a big part of his life without a fair reason. I think it is absolutely horrendous people still get wrongly imprison and that’s why I am going to do something about it. I’m not able to do it alone and that’s why I need you. I’m looking for someone who’s very flexible and will be able to get through all the lasers. My partner also needs to be able to flirt so he or she will be able t...

  Hello, I am the Curtain-hater and I’m planning a huge crime, but I need a little help and for that reason I give you this top secret information of what I am going to do. Okay, listen up, so I am going to steal the curtains of my neighbors! However, it is not what you think, the thing is that I really don’t like the ugly curtains of my neighbors and if there is one thing I am allergic to it’s ugly curtains, so I am going to steal them and burn them down somewhere deep in the woods so they can never find them anymore. Like I already said, however, there are a few tiny problems. The first problem is that I can’t break into their house so I need a thief who is good at unlocking doors. I also need a lumberjack who can chop some trees in the woods to make a fire, but that’s it. So to sum up, I will steal the curtains of my neighbors because I hate them, then I will burn them down in a forest far away, but for all that I need a good thief and a lumberjack. I hope I’ll ...

  My name is Bella Small. I’m 7 years old, I have long curly hair, I’m very small and I look very innocent. I’m smart, fast and funny. I want to kidnap Santa Claus, because one year ago, I got nothing for Christmas and all my friends bullied me because of that. So now I want my friends to not have presents this year for Christmas! That’s why I need someone who is very strong, big and bald. When someone thinks I’m guilty, I could just say that that big man has kidnapped me and you could also be my bodyguard, so you could protect me. You could also pick Santa up, because Santa is very heavy and my bodyguard would be very strong. Once we got Santa Claus, we put him in jail and there would be no evidence that we even did that.

  Hi I am Kira Misa and I have recently obtained the power of Shinigami. I am now able to kill anyone just by looking at them, you could say that I got the eyes. My partner in crime should also have the power to kill people, though my partner would never be as powerful as me. I want to kill everyone who deserves it and I do not want to be caught, that’s exactly why I need a partner, a second Kira to help me. This partner should also be smart and charming because otherwise we will probably be caught, and it would also be quite boring to work with this partner. I hope my partner in crime is as cold-blooded as me. Together we will rule the world, just by writing the names of our victims down in our death notes. Don’t forget to bring yours.

  I am the Mentos Muncher and I’m looking for a partner in the great Mentos heist of 2026. I need to steal EXACTLY 432 Mentos from the Aldi. I’m an overweight German with a thick moustache and beard. I’m also very impulsive and not the brightest bulb in the room. Because of that I need someone that becomes the master mind. The person that I need for this mission has to have experience in theft and has to HATE Mentos the can not be a SINGLE Mentos missing. Even if I’m impulsive I do have an extremely high bar for this mission. If there is even a single detail wrong we could get arrested. This mission is very important to me and my partner has to take it very seriously.

  My crime name is Mr. Pirate , I am extremely rich and smart. Most people always find me when I do something very innocent, so I am sure no one will suspect me. I am a pirate in a wheelchair, and I am blind. My plan is to rob a bank, after closing time. I don’t want to steal their money, but I want to steal all of their diamonds. With these diamonds, I will make extremely expensive jewelry that I will sell for a lot of money. I am looking for a partner who is very stupid and doesn’t know how to speak English, so that you don’t know how to answer when the police interrogates you. You must be very short, so you fit through tiny spaces. My potential partner also has to be violent, so you aren’t scared of doing the heist. I did a lot of research, so you will never be under arrest or end up in jail! My role is to plan the whole heist and do a lot of research about the bank, so that you feel comfortable.

  Hello everyone, I am the scared criminal, a girl who isn’t very strong or tall. I always wear sunglasses because I think it’s cool and I talk a lot about the most random thing. I have a big mouth so I can eat a lot of ice cream, I am really addicted to every ice cream flavor. So my crime is that I would like to steal the key from the ice cream restaurant in my town. The plan is that I distract the owner and my partner steals the key, so I could eat a lot of ice cream every day and I could taste every different flavor. I am looking for someone who has a lot of criminal experience because I don’t have any and someone who isn’t scared. My perfect partner in crime has to be very strong, so he/she can open the door because I am not very good with keys. You have to love ice cream as much as I do and your favourite ice cream flavor can’t be vanilla because than you aren’t a real ice cream lover. The reward for helping me is having the chance to eat a lot of different ice c...

  Hello fellow criminal! I am the famous ‘tiara thief’. I already own the most expensive and precious crowns that I stole with my clever plans and crazy costumes, but I have my eyes on my next victim. Earlier this year, some criminals tried to rob the Louvre, but while they were running from the police, they dropped a crown! That crown caught my eye immediately. I am planning to dress up as a grown lady with her baby. My soon-to-be partner in crime will dress up as my child and lay down in a stroller. When nobody’s looking, you will smash the glass around the crown with a baby-toy and quickly hide it under your blanket. For this mission to succeed, I am looking for a partner that looks believable as a child, so a baby-face is a must. I also need to be able to trust you and to smash the hard glass that protects the tiara, you need to have a decent amount of arm muscles. See you soon!

  Hello, I’m Food_dessert312 and I’m looking for a partner in crime. I think that left-over desserts are a big problem in our world and believe that all of those desserts deserve to get eaten on the day we make them. That is why I want to rob everyone of their left-over desserts and eat them all by myself. I’m looking for a partner who thinks that food and especially desserts should be eaten the first day. You have to be tall because I’m pretty shot and otherwise we won’t be able to take all the desserts because some people like to store them pretty high. My partner should also be someone who just does things and who doesn’t think a lot because I want to do all the thinking and see my perfect plan succeed. And the last important thing is that you have to be able to work well under pressure and stay calm. To get all the food, we will have to go fast especially if we want every house of the country done by 4 am. So if you think that I just described you perfectly let me ...

  I’m Treasure, I’m very short and I’m most of the time sleepy. I work very precisely and fast, this is so no one can catch me. It’s not the first time I’m going to commit a crime. Two years ago I replaced the tea in a store with beer. I took the tea home and drank it all, that’s also how I became green. I’m going to steal all the coffee from the teachers’ room and replace it with tequila. We are going to climb through a window, and for this you have to be tall. When we’re in the room I’m going to replace the coffee while you block the door. If you’re not strong, I can’t use you. However, there are 2 problems; first I’m always sleepy so you need to make sure I don’t fall asleep second, I don’t like coffee, and because of this you have to take all the coffee home. You also need to be older than 18 because you need to buy the tequila beforehand.

  Hello hello, I’m Abu the Great. I’m the head of the O’Tacos mafia and my dream crime that I want to commit is to cover the White House with food and prank all the people inside. I’m looking for someone who’s good at cooking meals for a big amount of people. My partner in crime should also be good at singing, bonus if you’re an opera singer. Lastly, as my partner in crime it would be very helpful if you’re good at climbing so that we can cover the whole White House with food. My plan is to first cook a lot of food and put it in boxes. After that I’ll need you to start singing an opera aria on the outside of the White House to lure everyone out of the building. Next, we will give one food box to the people and say that it’s all a surprise from the president. While they’re eating, we’ll cover the whole building with the rest of the food.

  I am Sound Snatcher, a strong woman who can run very fast. I’ve invented many things and I always plan my crimes carefully. If you want to recognise me, I always wear many earrings so that I can unlock doors. For my next crime, I want to steal a lot of musical instruments because they are very expensive and I like to play music. So, this is my plan: we are going tot visit a music store so I need someone who looks like he is rich who can talk with the man in the store while I am just walking around to take in all the details. I will look for the doors, the cameras,… Then, in the evening, we willl come back and then I need someone who can unlock the door with my earrings, so you have to work very precisely. When we are in the store, we take all that we can, and then we run. So you also have to be strong and you have to run very fast.