Thief looking for a baby-faced partner - The tiara thief

 

Hello fellow criminal! I am the famous ‘tiara thief’. I already own the most expensive and precious crowns that I stole with my clever plans and crazy costumes, but I have my eyes on my next victim. Earlier this year, some criminals tried to rob the Louvre, but while they were running from the police, they dropped a crown! That crown caught my eye immediately. I am planning to dress up as a grown lady with her baby. My soon-to-be partner in crime will dress up as my child and lay down in a stroller. When nobody’s looking, you will smash the glass around the crown with a baby-toy and quickly hide it under your blanket. For this mission to succeed, I am looking for a partner that looks believable as a child, so a baby-face is a must. I also need to be able to trust you and to smash the hard glass that protects the tiara, you need to have a decent amount of arm muscles. See you soon!

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  1. Anonymous27 April 2026 at 05:03

    Dear Tiara thief! Let me tell you, I’m the cutest criminal you’ve ever seen. With my chubby little face, everyone thinks I’m a tree. However I don't think i'll fit in the stroller. Do you have an other options or any ideas on how we can turn me into a lifelike baby?

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    1. Anonymous27 April 2026 at 05:05

      Oh, btw this was Fatty 123

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    2. The Tiara Thief27 April 2026 at 05:15

      Dear Fatty123,
      Thanks for answering! I believe that your face is super adorable, but if the stroller breaks down in the middle of our heist, we would be in big trouble! Since a stroller would be the most believable vehicle, I think I am going to keep looking for my partner in crime!

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  2. hiding_in_the_corner27 April 2026 at 05:06

    Hello I am Hiding in the corner and just read your comment on my blog, so I decided to come look at yours. And I think I would indeed be a great fit, as i do have a baby face and think I could smash in the glass. If the role is still open be sure to leet me know!

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  3. Anonymous27 April 2026 at 05:08

    Hey, I would love to help you with this crime, but the problem is: I don't have a baby face, but I am very good at imitating babies and I can cry very convincing on command (I think that can be very helpful for this crime). I also have a lot of arm muscles so breaking the glass that protects the tiara, won't be a problem. If the theft is succeed, the tiara is all yours, but I would really like some money, for compensation. Let me know if you think I can be your perfect partner in crime!

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    1. The Tiara Thief27 April 2026 at 05:19

      dear elephantwatcher2,
      You look like the perfect fit! Unfortunatly, I dont have any money, only very precious and exspensive crowns. If you don't mind, my form of payment for you would be a beatiful crown. Let me know if you like silver or gold more!

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  4. elephantwatcher227 April 2026 at 05:09

    I forgot my name, my name is elephantwatcher 2

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  5. Bella Small27 April 2026 at 05:11

    Hi Tiara thief, I would like to be your partner in crime. I'm very young so I have a baby-face. I don't have that much arm muscles, but I could take my hammer with me.

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