Bald Jack Sparrow looks for pretty, extroverted girls who want to get rich. - Bald Bob

 

I’m Bald Bob, I look like captain Jack Sparrow if he was bald. I’m short, like 5’4” but I have a muscular build and I’m an alcoholic. My dream is committing a series of crimes, which begins with my partner in crime, who has to be a pretty girl who is also an alcoholic, funny and crazy. She has to flirt with someone of her choice and in the evening, she has to sleep with that person, once he’s asleep, I’ll come in and take the left kidney and the two front upper teeth. To make a difference between victims I’ll steel the left small toe of people with brown hair, and if they have blond hair I will cut of their right thumb. We will sell al of these body parts on the black market or on the dark web. If we aren’t doing anything we’ll drink a lot and cruise on the highway at night.

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  1. Violet27 April 2026 at 05:09

    Hi,
    I am Violet. This is the best idea, I have ever heard of (after mine ofcourse). I will get started with introducing myself and telling you why I am the best candidate. I am very pretty, I have long purple hair and the body of a straw. Most men are really attracted to these features. I am more serious than funny and crazy, but I am the best actress in the world. If sleeping with random men help us achieve our goal, I would do it with pleasure. I am determined to be rich, this could help me achieve my goal.
    Kind regards,
    Violet

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  2. elephantwatcher227 April 2026 at 05:25

    Hey, very good plan! I would love to help you achieving your goal! I look very innocent and a lot of people are attracted to my innoncence. I would love to be rich and this dream, will help me to stay motivated. I do got one problem: I'm not a alcoholic and I also don't want to become one, but I would love to hang out with you and I will just drink water or something. Let me know if I can be your perfect partner in crime!

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  3. Anonymous27 April 2026 at 05:29

    This is an amazing idea! I'm not exactly the person you desrcibed but I would love to help with this brilliant plan. I am a gigantic German man but there are actually a lot of men that would still be attracted to me and go to bed with me.

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