Searching for everything and everyone to commit a crime - The Curtain-hater

 

Hello, I am the Curtain-hater and I’m planning a huge crime, but I need a little help and for that reason I give you this top secret information of what I am going to do. Okay, listen up, so I am going to steal the curtains of my neighbors! However, it is not what you think, the thing is that I really don’t like the ugly curtains of my neighbors and if there is one thing I am allergic to it’s ugly curtains, so I am going to steal them and burn them down somewhere deep in the woods so they can never find them anymore. Like I already said, however, there are a few tiny problems. The first problem is that I can’t break into their house so I need a thief who is good at unlocking doors. I also need a lumberjack who can chop some trees in the woods to make a fire, but that’s it.

So to sum up, I will steal the curtains of my neighbors because I hate them, then I will burn them down in a forest far away, but for all that I need a good thief and a lumberjack. I hope I’ll see you soon.

The Curtain-hater.

Comments

  1. Mentos Muncher27 April 2026 at 05:07

    I absolutely love this plan, there is nothing worse than neighbors with terrible taste. I am very good at breaking into places and can easily unlock all type of doors. However I am not that fit so I can't really cut down trees for wood but apart from that i really want to join this mission.

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  2. Anonymous27 April 2026 at 05:11

    I love your idea! I think I am the perfect partner in crime because i have earrings that I use to open doors. I'm also very fast en strong so I can cut down trees for wood! I hope we can work together soon!

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    1. Sound Snatcher27 April 2026 at 05:11

      Greetings Sound Snatcher

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  3. Anonymous27 April 2026 at 05:19

    Hello Hiding_in_the_corner here, I had the same ting happen to me some time ago and there really is noting worse. If you are still looking for soeone to break into the house I think I could do it. I am a child and still quite small so breaking in is nothing to me. I also broke into Donald Trump's house not too long ago and defenetly got some experience there. Let me know if the spot is still open.

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  4. Treasure27 April 2026 at 05:23

    Your idea is fantastic! I can open doors very easily however I'm not a lumberjack. If I still make the cut I would love to work with you!

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  5. Fatty 12327 April 2026 at 05:25

    What a brilliant idea! I might just be the partner you’re looking for! I’m good at opening doors ( One bump with my butt and that door's history) and I am not a lumberjack but I can chop down trees by sitting on them if you like ? Oh yeah, my suggestion for the new curtains: how about something with a hamburger pattern or something like that?

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